Okay, I read about this idea on Mizzcheivious’s blog. I’ll probably do a vid too, btw new vids out today on my YouTube page, look right for the url. Anyway, onto the point. To me it’s all in. Okay, we can pretty much put anything that’s been done the exact same way on the out list, I don’t care what designers, or Vogue has to say (okay, I care a little about Vogue), but taking something from the past and putting a modern artistic spin on it is new and exciting. A definite in.
Artistic Clothing Outside of the Bubble. I love artistisn clothes, hand dyed and painted silks, appliqued jackets, my skirt make out of ties (almost done now), my arm warmers that are about to get a matching purse cause the mix of color is so fantabulous. Your own style, in your own way. I’m a bit of most things, and love wearing ethnic clothing, even though I’m about as ethnic as June Cleaver. Your own look, in.
I refuse to call $200.00 jeans in. Even if they shrink your ass to the size of a head of a pin. Sorry. This is Michigan. Until we move forward with our economy, Old Navy looks mighty hot on my scrawny ass. Old Navy in, Expensive out. Just until the recession is over. I mean more than some Wall Street optimist on NPR spreading the good news too.
Hot cars in. However the meaning of hot has changed. It’s got to look awesome and be gas saving. I know we can do this.
Holiday sweaters: Sorry, never in, should all be burned, in a wondrous celebration in front of Coldwater Creeks main office. Out.
YSL, retired, or not, in, always. Smooch.
Vera Wang…gorg wedding stuff, but she’s getting over-hyped. Never good.
Martha Stewart. Out, out, out. Why? She said a snarky remark to Jennifer Garner. You don’t tell her to have her husbund buy her things. She’s an actress, she can buy her own crap. It was a sexist comment and I’m not over it. Made on Martha’s show and the last time I watched it.
Dogs as accessories. Out. I need not say more. A cockroach on a leash….hmmm, I could start a trend. Can you paint them and not hurt them? I know they eat crap. Crap. I’ve got. “Someone pass me a Cheese Doodle for George please.” I like it. A definite in. Watch some moron actually do this.
Jewelry that costs a mint, out. It’s the time of recessionista fashion. Classic hoops are always in and you should have some in silver and gold in various sizes and styles. Just wait till the price of gold comes down to buy them. Faux jewels, done well, always in. Funky that looks sexy and Bollywood, totally in. Mix your ethnic pieces. I have an African dress with a modern art necklace, awesome and totally in.
$3000 dollar purses out. Unless, it’s a Birkin Bag.
People judging your wardrobe based on their taste? Out, 100%. You only have to please you. However, a thong in public , outside a European pool, is just wrong, on every level. No matter how amazing your ass looks.
